how to be a proper indian kachang puteh man

firstly you must wear a singlet and you must get a long towel and wrap it around your waist and now you have the clothes. And now for the moustache just take a pencil and draw a large moustache below you nose! now for the kachang puteh.Just take a box and fill it wth kachang puteh and have some cones too! know you are ready to be a proper indian kachang puteh man!! by david