What a joke!

i read through a newspaper and came across something very comical!!

It was about this man.... He was stranded in sea and was about to drown when a boat came by.The person in the boat ask" Do you need help my friend?"
"No thank you ..God will safe me"the man replied. So, the boat left him there.
A few minutes later, another boat came and again the person on the boat ask the same question. So the man replied again"No thanks God will safe me. So the boat left him there too.
Soon the man drown and went to heaven where he met God. So he asks God "why didnt you save me?" God replied"I tried to save you " The man became confused. "I sent you 2 boats you dummy!!!!" God said angrily.............
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